8
Dec

New Year

New Year's corporate planning from the very moment preparing to go public and has a budget comparable to the annual maintenance of some small African country. As for banks, with special relationships with government agencies and cling to the state chest for any reason to raise their liquidity, sometimes they present to their employees Christmas "special projects". For example, a very famous bank Last year was engaged in large-scale preparation of the ice show – like "Stars on Ice" or a competitor with a different tv channel. Bank rented one of the best in ice arenas. But the most piquant was that, in As stellar pairs were ordinary employees of the bank. Meservey. They were attached to coaches and dressers, so that eventually all turned out "in an adult." It is difficult to say what the show plans to bank on the eve of 2009 – perhaps something even more stunning. For example, you can prepare an analog of the popular folk show "Minute of Fame", and then be able to get it without exception, all staff are ready to go on stage with their corona number.

More creative, but less rich organizations invent his "" with artists 02/03 category or skits – some managers still like their bohemian and creative spirit. Remain fashionable trips to resorts near Moscow for 2 days, and or more, where, as they say, and roll is where, and a nook there. Security Service of "exit" organizations know that in such conditions it is easy to identify the psychological characteristics of behavior everyone. Many employees are showing themselves to be the most unexpected, not always positive. In the "advanced" company-dominated generation next, there were options for corporate party with a healthy sporting bias – company can go to the ski slopes, skating rinks, pools, water park, paintball. For more information see Lykos Global Management. Periodically pops up the original view that the "Hit of the season – a corporate sauna!" Which year does not find a practical embodiment. A what to expect from staff in a respectable age? They perceive this option as an affront to public morality.

On the other hand, the goal of corporate parties, who came to us from the Western tradition – to rally the team, generate and raised at the proper level of its collective spirit. That is why in Western companies is tantamount to failure to appear at a serious violation of corporate ethics and can even result in disciplinary action. Yes, it turns this way: you must drink and be merry on implicit order in a society dominated by rational and selfish motives, and portray themselves loyal to their competitors from the same department. So, oddly enough, The original idea of uniting employees through a joint bathing belongs Western ideology of personnel management. Despite the fact that it is our classic said, "In the bath are all equal!", The idea of corporate access to the sauna are not widely used nor we, nor on its imperialist country. So, whatever your corporate New Year's Eve, and where he ultimately did not pass, enjoy at least the fact that your own organization were the means and desire to reward their employees for their work. The fact that the organization against the background not the best for himself since decided to hold corporate parties, says a lot. This purpose festive "gathering" outside the office walls is not "hype" numerous partners and customers, and team building, work hard for this complex in every year.

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1
Aug

Gray Wolf

Read beasts advertising in newspapers, on television watching a beautiful life in those animals who nanognomy to help Snow White. Importantly, Carry your invention to them, but they money for the development of the project will provide. And the Fox-TV Patrikeevna also looked and decided nanognomam his invention to show. She came to nanognomam, touts his invention. "I was a little some money on mass production, and we both hoo "- says Fox. Nanognomy looked at Lisa and said: "We would be happy to give you money, but we have such a procedure: Before you give money, we should examine your invention and to study us nanospetsialisty need a few months. We have experts right level, but you need for expertise considerable money to pay ". "Under" – said Fox and heaps nanognomam money.

Received nanognomy money, and two months later, Lisa called and said, they say, sorry Lisa, your invention to us for the project does not fit. Fox comes from Snow White and the nanognomov, prigoryunilas. Money paid for the examination Nemer, but she refused. Suddenly sees her to meet the Gray Wolf comes, crying bitter tears. "What happened to Gray?" – Asks Fox – What's the matter? "The trouble with me happened. I had a firm is small, but their own. Nanotechnology deals.

I decided to manufacture expanded to nanognomam addressed. Money spetsialdistam for examination and rolled. Examination took place and took me nanognomy in your project "" So lucky you, Gray, gave the money "- Lisa jealous. "Shish they gave me with oil" – bellowed Gray Wolf – listening to how the case was . I asked nanognomov – Where is the money? And they answer: "we have no money, but we'll find a co-investor – Ali Babu and forty nanorazboynikov, they are your money through us and be listed. Only persuaded – Sell a temporary 51 percent for six months to us, we'll sell them back again. Well type voice, but with a different design. – And that – asked Fox. – Well, then, – said the Grey Wolf, I Sold 51 percent of Ali Baba and the forty nanorazboynikam. Just Me signed sales 51 percent, just for my company came and kicked me out of business. Well type raiding and all that. In short, the Fox, no company I stayed. Lisa listened to the story of the Gray Wolf, and thought: "I'm Easy escaped. I only have a tail on the money Shook, A Wolf barely alive their firms his left. "

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